Privacy Policy

I don’t care about your information enough to use it against you. I’m a marketer in real life, so I know what marketers are capable of doing with that information. I promise to never email you beyond telling you there is a new blog post that you can choose to spend your time reading or not. I won’t annoy you all day with anything about promotional items, especially not about extremely expensive goldfish.

If you follow me on social media, I’ll follow you back. Please don’t DM me unless you know me personally. Mischievous Monsters is on TikTok, Pinterest, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, and Facebook.

Be aware that your online activity gets tracked via cookies, and I can’t prevent that from happening. Fortunately, I won’t give or share your information with anyone.

If you have any questions or concerns, comment on one of my social media posts, or email me at